October 28th, 2014
I recently found out that dogs can be an excellent gay sex dating tool. I was divorced, and had not met anyone new in a long time. I was at the dog park with my two dogs. My youngest dog, a Pug, was a bit rambunctious.
There was a really hot guy there with his own dog. I had no idea how to approach him.
I moved closer to where he was standing. I kept thinking I would come up with something charming to say. I had gotten about 3 feet from this sexy stranger. My Pug ran up to him and without warning began to hump his leg.
I was appalled. I ran to remove Rebel from this poor mans leg. I know my face was flushed red. I squatted down, and as I looked up at this gorgeous guy the only words that came to mind were, “Come here often?”
We both died laughing, and he did ask for my phone number. I guess an obscene gesture can be cute. When it comes from a canine anyway.
October 25th, 2014
I finally was able to refinance my home after owning it for over fifteen years, I was so thankful. The reason that I was never able to refinance is because I am single and was late on numerous payments over the years.
A flyer came in the mail that told me I was eligible to lower my interest rate greatly, I filled out the entire form and mailed it in right away. A month later, it was approved and I did not have a mortgage payment for a couple of months.
I decided to spoil myself and booked an appointment with a Newcastle escort agency agent. We went out and had a great time at the casino, restaurant and the hotel that we stayed at. It put a dent in my pocketbook, it was well worth every minute of it!
October 23rd, 2014
I went to the best bachelor party of my life last night. My buddy is getting married tomorrow so my friends and I rented a bunch of chicks from the escorts Nottingham has and threw one hell of a party for him. There was at least 50 people there, loud music, strippers and tons of adult beverages. I really don’t think he expected something this big, but he deserved it. He would give the shirt off of his back to anyone in need so we all figured he needed something worth remembering. I still will never forget the look on his face when he walked through the door and saw all the hot women standing in his house. It was priceless. I am so glad we did this, it made a very interesting memory for all of us.
October 21st, 2014
I have been dating a Leeds escort for 7 years and wanted to share some of my innermost feelings. There are many different situations that go on a daily basis, mostly it can be frustrating. The best part is that we make awesome money together, we trust each other greatly and we are very open to each other and share all of our feelings.
Recently we have been talking about having children and I am trying to talk her into to being a stay at home mom. I also have dealt with some of the STDs that she has brought home. She is not agreeing with me and this is the first time that we have not agreed with each other in 7 long years of stress! We are trying to work on many things right now such as self-respect and I do want my child to grow up in an awesome environment.
October 3rd, 2014
One day after a stressful day on Wall Street one of my buddies suggested a place he goes to to unwind. We had stopped off at our local watering hole and had a couple of drinks and started discussing his offer.
Now keep in mind I have known this man for a good 15 years and when he told me where we were going that was a complete buzzkill.
I looked at him and asked “Are you serious?”
He said “Man I know it sounds crazy but trust me.”
He assured me the Newcastle dominatrix knew how to get the kinks out. So I gave it a whirl. After knocking back a couple shots of Fireball whiskey, I stood before her. Her red leather body suit hugged every curve of her body. She was gorgeous. All I can say is after spending a few hours with her she did get me all tied up and worked all the kinks out.